Words by the Little Beez

I was picking up WB2 from his childcare and I parked too close to the line on the driver’s side. When I came back with WB2, I saw that the adjacent lot has parked even closer to the line. So I got WB2 into the car via passenger side, while I tried to squeeze myself in via the driver side. WB2 went in and obediently sat in his child seat.

Then I lamented to him: “Aiyo, mummy can’t get it. Too squeezed”

WB2: “ too fat!”

Me: “huh?!....”

I couldn’t believe my ears, so I asked him, “who’s too fat?”

WB2: “mummy”
Me: “…….”

Can’t believe these words come from a 2+yr old. Seriously, where did he get such ideas from?!