Well, for
those of you who reads this blog, you will realize that WB2 is still of a very
tender age. And he has a girlfriend already?!?!
It all
happened last night. QB was talking to WB1 on about her colleague’s children’s
marriage (Read: In Singapore, the median age for marrying is well above 20. You
can find more details and statistics here - http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/more-getting-divorced-fewer-getting-married-in-singapore-7912746.
So yes, we are actually talking about
the real adults and not those wannabes.). As the story goes, QB was lamenting
that after the Little Beez grow up, they too will find their own little version
of QBs and leave the hive. Despite that, she wanted to engage in self-denial,
that it is not going to happen. At least not so soon. To proof herself right,
she turned to WB2 and asked:
“Eh WB2, do
you have a girlfriend?”
“Yes”
“!!!! How many?!”
“One”
QB heaved a
small sigh of relief but is not about to let matters rest. She continued to
pursue:
“Who is it?
Is it from your school? Your class? Who???”
WB2 then
looked at QB and said shyly… “You…”
Awww……..
How touching. The two then proceed to engage in a loving embrace.
But dear
readers, do not forget that while this is going on, somewhere in the background,
there’s WB3. QB too remembered his presence and turned around to ask him:
“Yo! WB3. What
about you. Do you have any girlfriend? How many girlfriends do you have?”
“One!”
“What! You have
one girlfriend too?”
“Two!”
“What! Now becomes
two?”
“Three!”
“!!! Three
girlfriends?!”
“Four!”
“What?!”
“Five!”
“Ok WB3.
You’d better stop counting now and start to tell me who they are!” At this, QB
grabbed him at his girth and attempted to find some truth from him. But WB3
would hear none of it and he quickly wriggled away to continue his endeavors.
And QB never did get to find out who those 5 were, or if she’s even part of it. But at least she's consoled by the thought that she's the one and only for WB2. At least for now.
